I've gotta tell you - if life were a Disney movie, the villian in my story would be the gym.
It's not that I hate the gym. But I kind of do. And isn't that how it works in those storylines anyway? Ariel the little mermaid wasn't aware of Ursula's nasty side at first. Winnie the Pooh did alright until he learned about
huffalumps and woozles (by the way, I love this song).
The gym is like Jafar, trying to steal my magic lamp.
In all reality, life is not a Disney movie (I know - bummer!), and exercise isn't bad. Exercise usually feels pretty darn good, but a lot of times you have to actually get to the gym first. Penelope Trunk actually talks in an
entry on her blog about how you have to start small, and getting to the gym maybe just means driving there and setting time limits for yourself. If you pull into the parking lot at 4:30, don't allow yourself to leave until at least 5:30. Things like that.
My problem is knowing what to do once I get there.
Gyms are intimidating. Maybe not to some, but to me? Intimidating. There are at least six different cardio machines, not to mention the strength training machines and free weights and mats for who knows what and... It's overwhelming. What should I do? I can't go on the elliptical every day, as easy as that may seem. I am not a runner. Swimming is great but takes a lot out of you, since you absolutely have to shower after unless you want to radiate cholorine.
Do I go in the morning? At night? What about lunch? Let's be serious, the gym is 15 minutes away
at least so this means I have to have time to drive there, time to spend at least 30 minutes there (so it's worth it), and time to drive away again. There are about three times as many people at the gym at night. Lunchtime is impractical. Mornings are so early.
Not to mention that there are so many people at the gym who frequent the gym (see: gym rats) who are buffed and just glistening instead of lumpy and soaked in sweat like I am. I know I'm not the only one. I'm not embarrassed. If you came to the gym, you'd see me.
Maybe while we're only five days into the year, and we're still thinking about our "resolutions" I need to resolve to go to the gym! Get over that fear? But I feel like I need a jumping point. I need direction.
So tell me - when you go to the gym, what do you like to do? Do you go to classes? Do you have a routine with machines? Do you believe this article that says that
women should focus on strength training more than cardio? It's not that I am completely incapable of overcoming my fear/dislike of the gym, but maybe if I had a plan to go by, I'd have the motivation I need to go.
The gym may be more like Scar than Simba. The gym may try to thwart my plans of falling in love with a prince. The gym may even resemble a hideous beast (which actually may not be a stretch!).
But the thing about Disney movies is that even though there is always a nasty villian, there's always a happy ending. I'm guessing in this case, my happy ending is going to have to be me getting off my cozy chair and heading over to the gym for a quality workout.